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I bet all those meteology teachers feel like proper cunts right now ...

I was a bit naughty and had a poo in the office elevator today. And before you ask, the answer is "Yes, I took that shit to another level."

I'm gonna watch Mississippi Burning tonight. I couldn't resist the part on Amazon Prime where it said titles expiring in the next 30 days. I think you'll find Gene Hackman ... Too soon?

Does President Xi sign his emails with his pronouns? It must be as confusing as fuck to read. Same thing for the CEO of Hershey ...

My feelings about a Labour Government mirror those of a very powerful fart. In the first part, you feel really enthusiastic about the relief, until. ...

Blind prostitutes ... You gotta hand it to them

I saw this young woman, at the bus stop, with her nose in her phone. I wanted to check her smartness, so I asked her if she could spell "me", without her phone. She glared at me and said "M-E". I said, you forgot the "D". She said "There's no D in ME". And now, I'm explaining this to the police ...

Make it cheaper than Aldi homemade cottage cheese by peeing into a milk bottle and leaving it overnight. Don't forget to smash that Like button and subscribe for more life hacks...

I mistook Molly Mae for Bonnie Blue on Prime. Never have I been so disappointed in Jeff Bezos as I am now.

For someone who has massive problems grasping the difference between a refugee seeking asylum and an escapee from a lunatic asylum, Trump is gonna have trouble getting his head around Greenland's capital's name, Nuuk.