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I bet all those meteology teachers feel like proper cunts right now ...

Did all prisoners that were detained at Her Majesty's pleasure get out when she kicked the bucket and obviously wasn't having a laugh anymore?

Does it make you gay if you put Last Christmas on the jukebox in January? Asking for a friend.

Does President Xi sign his emails with his pronouns? It must be as confusing as fuck to read. Same thing for the CEO of Hershey ...

I saw this young woman, at the bus stop, with her nose in her phone. I wanted to check her smartness, so I asked her if she could spell "me", without her phone. She glared at me and said "M-E". I said, you forgot the "D". She said "There's no D in ME". And now, I'm explaining this to the police ...

It's Day 2 of deliberations in the former US president's Hush Money case in New York, and Trump is hoping for a hung jury. He did wish the same for Mike Pence on Jan 6 to his credit.

I was thinking of new collective nouns. You know, a murder of crows, a pack of dogs. New ones - here goes A predator of priests ...

So in the lead-up to the football tonight, I've been investigating how the USA managed to get a draw in their England match. I've watched US Soccer Moms 1-5 and I still haven't seen them do anything football related. Go figure ...

So I want to buy a Zombie Queen Elizabeth costume for Halloween. Too soon?

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