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I need to stop scrolling down to jokes with high scores until I bother reading them.

Thanks to the great British government, tomorrow I'll get to feell 1/365th as good as some lazy, skiving, cunts this year.

To commemorate 100 years of Fosters lager Australians are having a 7 day celebration. "Piss weak"

Dear Dementia clinic, How can I have an appointment in the future? I haven't lived at this address for 60 years. Who's the women on the stamp? My name isn't Fred. Kind regards Dear Dementia clinic

I thought, "Fuck it, it's my Birthday, I'll have a drink." For the next 365 days

"It's true, the Chinese all do look the same." I told my wife "Take the lids off them you dumb fuck, I'm starving!" She shouted

"I this spunk on your sock?" My Mum yelled "No Madame, I think it's just where the price label has come off" Replied the shop assistant

Every Birthday, for the last 6 years, my present, from my Indian wife, has been sex. I'm hoping for a watch too next year, when she turns 7.

Some cock at the sexual innuendo competition is 3 points ahead of me. I'll pull it back.

I travelled to Thailand to meet a women with 3 grandchildren. Fuck off they're worth 2 grand max! Take it or leave it!