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Warning, being able to suck your own cock doesn't impress employers when they're looking for flexibility.
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I shit myself when a tramp jumped out of the bushes and threatened to rape me. It didn't stop him though.
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I bought a 3D printer, printed it then sent it back.
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"I'd fuck anything with a pulse." I joked at the party The vegetarian kid eating the lentil soup won't be laughing later.
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"Hurry up, I've got a turtles head poking out my arse!" Isn't the wisest thing to say to Australians customs officers.
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My wife’s knickers were stolen. Thanks to DNA technology 300 blokes have been arrested.
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I bet the folks in Norfolk can't wait to meet those outside their bubble and brag about how much sex they've been having.
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I bought an Electric car. It has petrol windows..
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When I'm on holiday I text my Grandkids, "Just got in" when I wake up in the morning. They think I'm one cool pensioner.
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I went to an AA meeting today. They didn't seem interested in hearing about my wife's bra size.
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