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philfrill

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philfrill

6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Anal-Post Rating : 34

I shit myself when a tramp jumped out of the bushes and threatened to rape me. It didn't stop him though.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Children In Need-Post Rating : 6

Comments locked = copied joke and don't want shit for it.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Cheating-Post Rating : 21

My wife’s knickers were stolen. Thanks to DNA technology 300 blokes have been arrested.

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7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Doctor-Post Rating : -1

"Who can tell me what the femur is more commonly known as?" Asked my medical tutor. "Hallowed be thigh name" I shouted out. Remembered that from Church.

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4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Incest-Post Rating : 20

I bet the folks in Norfolk can't wait to meet those outside their bubble and brag about how much sex they've been having.

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Wife-Post Rating : 17

I went to an AA meeting today. They didn't seem interested in hearing about my wife's bra size.

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6 years ago-Total fucking shit-Knock knock-Post Rating : 4

My girlfriend lives on the gastro ward. She’s gutless.

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Cheating-Post Rating : 9

Another benefit of being on the dole is you're never going to come home from work to catch your wife shagging the postman.

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5 years ago-Other-Computers/Technology-Post Rating : 25

I bought a 3D printer, printed it then sent it back.

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5 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 20

I bought an Electric car. It has petrol windows..

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