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I am just sat here thinking what should happen to this racist turd Derek Chauvin. How about a 3-foot baton up his ass for nine and a half minutes, then a bullet in the back of the head?

Rambler: "Why has that pig got a wooden leg?" Farmer: "Ah, well, that's a very special pig. It's got 10 GCSEs, 4 A Levels, a first-class degree, a PhD and Nobel Peace Prize. When you find a pig like that, you don't eat it all at once."

Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."

With all the fraud, scamming and hacking I have tried to think of a password which no one is likely to guess and wondered what the experts on here think about it. It is FuckMeSideways#69#.

So the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle when a Bishop walks in. "What's a four-letter word for a woman that ends in -unt?" the Pope asks. The Bishop thinks for a minute, afraid to say such a word to the holiest of men. Then a miracle comes to him. "A-unt?" he suggests. The Pope replies, "Yes, that sounds better, got a rubber?"

A man was bragging to his friend that he was sleeping with twins. "Ooh! Can you tell them apart?" said his friend excitedly. "That's easy" he replied. "Debbie has blond hair and Derek has a moustache "