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That driver in Liverpool was a delivery driver for Costa Coffee. Apparently someone had ordered 12 flat whites.

The USA is the first country in the world to have a two word foreign policy. "Fuck You"

One of Graeme Dott's victims wouldn't stay still so he tied them up on the sofa. He then went in off 2 cushions.

I bet there's not many Liverpool fans getting up for work this morning. Same as every morning.

A Nigerian family have moved in across the road from me. Their eldest son is a real gentleman. He is a social worker, heavily involved in the church and also donates a lot of money to charity. He's the white sheep of the family.

There a subtle differences and nuances between American English and British English :- American English "I want the killing to stop in Ukraine" Converted to British English "I want to divi up Ukraine with Putin. He can have the land and I will have the mineral rights"

BBC News "Israel says one of the bodies returned by Hamas is not a hostage" The tea towel round it's skull was a dead giveaway.

I'm watching the Ryder Cup and it seems there is a link between obesity and Tourettes.

Representatives from countries across the world arrive in Lancashire for the annual Cypriot cheese festival. It's the 127th running of the Blackpool Halloumi Nations.

What have a KFC customer and Katie Price in common when her boyfriend's left her? They're both in possession of a boneless bucket.