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Have pity on King Charles cancer because his valet who has to sort out the royal pants each night. He recently commented that the last time he saw skid marks that big was in a tunnel in Paris, 26 years ago!

Roses are red Violets are blue I arrest you for stealing knickers

Roses are reddish Violets are blueish If it wern't for Christmas We'd all be jewish.

When John passed he was an old, fat lump of a man. BUT, we were with the Co-Op and they offered us a side-car coffin to bury him in. Alas it was so small to get him in we had to cut off his arms, legs and head. Arghhhh the Co-Op (It's what we do)

Now that Europes biggest gay show, Eurovision, has finished, what have we learnt? Well, minimum requirements for the future are: a) Be gay b) Be camp (BBC loves all things camp) c) Not be able to sing Sausage Jockies rule ok...

I've just watched Ladyparts on Channel 4 . It's clear to me who is playing the part of a) pubic hair, b) the clitoris but the biggest cunt of them all is of course, the black tart.

The final of Britain once had talent was on the box last night. The wild card entry was given to the dogs. It's good to have Alesha and Amanda back!

I woke up this morning to find a hare on my penis. On closer inspection it was in fact a rabbit. I'm getting me coat

The tongue twister of America, President Biden addressing NATO. Calls for him to stand down may well be preceded by him falling down first. Don't say you were not warned!

Have pity on poor old Jermaine Jenas. If only he had learnt to lick arse like Johnathon King, Jimmy Saville or Stuart Hall he could have been with the BBC for ever...