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Covid-19 cases have surged overnight in Wolverhampton with 100 cases in the Asian community. Emergency services are now trying desperately to stop it spreading nextdoor

Went out last night with a bunch of gay guys We all got shit-faced

What does a Vegan and Bono have in common? If you don't know the answer, you must be new here.

Devasted my Brother has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. I hope it doesn't run in the family because my Brother also has it!

I went to the library today. I said, "Morning Cunt, would you happen to have Bono's new autobiography?" "Please don't call me a cunt!" said the librarian "That's the one!" I replied

The Brexit Horse walks in to a bar Barman asks, "Why the long farce?"

Went out drinking last night with a bunch of Sickipedia regulars. We told different versions of the same joke over and over again thinking we were funny as fuck

Thanks to Sickipedia I can no longer enjoy The Proms and the conductor waving his stick in the Albert Hall without thinking of Katie Price

A black guy found a magic lamp and out came a Genie who granted him 3 wishes! "I'm sick of facing discrimination every day of my life" said the man, "so turn me in to a white man! Poof! The Genie turns the black guy, white. "Great! Now, I'm sick of being poor so give me a million dollars!" Poof! The Genie showered him with money. "Awesome! Finally, I'm sick of working dead end jobs. Make it so I never have to do another days work. Poof! The Genie turns him back into a black man

My Milkshake brings all the bigots to the yard And they're like, "why aye, Pet!"