Sickipedia

Still funnier than sicki

How come we need to buy tickets to psychic events? Surely they already know who is coming.

So now MY jokes are being deleted by Sickipedia admin as ‘they don’t deserve a place on the site’?! This was the joke: “This website is being abused more than Madeline McCann. Sickipedia used to be someone’s baby; cared for and cherished. Even Kate and Gerry checked on their kids occasionally.” Not the funniest I know, but scored 32, wasn’t stolen and was at least original. So it’s fine for some mong to manipulate the scores, recycle old shit and fuck up the whole place, yet I don’t deserve a space?! Fuck you Sickipedia - enjoy your collection of shit stolen by cunts. I’m off.

This website is being abused more than Madeline McCann. Sickipedia used to be someone’s baby; cared for and cherished. Even Kate and Gerry checked on their kids occasionally.

I have just burned myself cooking dinner. I am waiting for ISIS to claim responsibility.

I want to buy a race horse and call him "careful, there's a nigger on the track" The commentary would be awesome.

If Tom has 4 apples in one hand and two in the other and Michael takes one apple from each hand What colour is Michael?

I really regret making an appointment at my local doctors surgery to have a mole removed from my penis. Not only was everyone in the place laughing at me, they also called the RSPCA who are now talking about a possible prosecution.

It's a fact that women are known to shit themselves at the exact moment of childbirth. This in mind, do paki mums need to wait for the baby to start crying to know which is which?

Did you know that 72.48% of statistics are made up on the spot?