Sickipedia

My poor mother died from a stroke when I didn't act FAST. F – Face. Has their face fallen on one side? Can they smile? A – Arms. Can they raise both arms and keep them there? S – Speech. Is their speech slurred? T - I couldn't remember this one, so I made her some tea and toast.

I fail to understand this site anymore ( much the same as the moderators) Mark that as duplicate you cunts

Q How do you upload an original gag about George Bush senior without it being marked as duplicate ?

I just wrote a new joke Fucked if I'm sharing it on here though

I saw a poor old lady slip on the ice this morning and knock herself out... I assume she was poor because she only had 48 pence in her purse...

just found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it... You never know when you might need a nail.

I love the new reality Vagisan adverts In the next one Jenny Eclair's husband will be talking about living with a dried up old cunt

I took my 13 yr old daughter to the family planing clinic for a STI test & to get her on the pill " Is she sexually active ? " they asked I said "no the bitch just lies there & takes it "

Really pissed the wife off the other day, I opened a box of celebrations and swapped all the wrappers, she really got her snickers in a twix.

I started my new job as a clown today,and found my feet immediately.Not surprising really,they're bright red and absolutely enormous.