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My poor mother died from a stroke when I didn't act FAST. F – Face. Has their face fallen on one side? Can they smile? A – Arms. Can they raise both arms and keep them there? S – Speech. Is their speech slurred? T - I couldn't remember this one, so I made her some tea and toast.

I fail to understand this site anymore ( much the same as the moderators) Mark that as duplicate you cunts

Q How do you upload an original gag about George Bush senior without it being marked as duplicate ?

I just wrote a new joke Fucked if I'm sharing it on here though

just found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it... You never know when you might need a nail.

I love the new reality Vagisan adverts In the next one Jenny Eclair's husband will be talking about living with a dried up old cunt

I started my new job as a clown today,and found my feet immediately.Not surprising really,they're bright red and absolutely enormous.

Just bought a second hand DeLorean but I only use it from time to time

I used to think I was a leg of pork but my doctor cured me

On average most men have sex 3 to 4 times a week except for Eskimos they're lucky if they have it twice a year. This news is distressing and came as somewhat of a shock to me as I had no idea I was an Eskimo.