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olekunt

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7 years ago-Crime-Domestic Violence-Post Rating : -3

Picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car was extremely unlikely

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7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Alzheimer/Dementia-Post Rating : -5

Just got back from hospital. They reckon i might have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. But at the moment it's hard to say!

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7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Alzheimer/Dementia-Post Rating : -5

Just got back from hospital. They reckon i might have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. But at the moment it's hard to say!

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7 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Alzheimer/Dementia-Post Rating : 3

Just got back from hospital. They reckon i might have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. But at the moment it's hard to say!

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7 years ago-Crime-Paedophilia-Post Rating : 3

My girl friend said I was perverted to want sex doggy fashion! Incredible I didn't know what pervert meant when I was 5

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : -5

Finally, at last, I've got enough Green Shield Stamps to get one of those new fangled colour televisions.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : -1

Just saw a chap in Homebase shouting abuse at cans of adhesive. Must be awful to be glue tin intolerant

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7 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : -2

I didn't realise removing my doorbell would have such a knock on effect

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7 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : -2

My brother plays football for a team called the Musketeers. They started the season well..with three wins and a draw.. all 4-1 and one 4-all....

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7 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : -2

I think it's about time I grew up, and acted mature. then I remembered, it's almost conker season.

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