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The "three little word" phrases that warm my heart. "I love you" "Fancy a beer?" "Contains distressing images"

Santa wakes up early on Christmas morning, ready to do the present run. He notices red spots across his chest. He hollers to his wife "Mary! Aw Hell! Shingles!!" Mary replies in song "Shingles hell, shingles hell, shingles all the way. Oh what fun it is to wake, with a rash on Christmas day" 🎶

I heard Andrew was seen joining the No Kings protest in New York

The Grand old duke of York, Gave up his royal title, I'm for one are not surprised, Coz he was a paedophile. And when he was UP he was up, And when it was down he was down, And when Virginia called the cops? He knew he'd lost the crown. (Addendum) And there's this Sicki cunt, Sits all day on his loo, Jerkin off, upvoting scores And he's a paedo too

Why were there no black people in the Flinstones? They hadn't evolved yet.

Why do ducks, geese and pigs like to dance, sing, get drunk, and celebrate every single occasion? Because they're pâté animals.

My friend's 8 year old son was crushed under tons of concrete in the Myanmar earthquake. I'm writing a tribute song in the key of A flat minor to raise her spirits.

World's oldest person has died at 116. Shame. Luke Littler had a great future ahead of him.