Sickipedia

How many Sickipedians does it take to change a lightbulb? 842 1 to change the bulb (after all we are not fuckin spastics....for the most part). 129 to critique the technique (most of whom have never changed a fucking lightbulb in their life). 27 loyal servants to say what an amazing job you have done and how brightly the new light shines.. 42 moderators to ensure no offence was caused 35 newbies who wonder what the fuck is going on . 35 oldies who have fucked off because this site aint what it used to be. 35 cunts who said they were fucking off but didn't. A cunt called Jizz who would prefer to sit in the dark and wonder why his mummy didn't love him whilst he sends Facebook requests to single mothers. 200 trolls to keep everything in check and ensure the bulb actually works whilst giving irrelevant feedback just to piss everyone else off. 20 Tommy Robinson fans to stir up some hatred. 20 Corbyn fans to stir up some hatred. A bloke called Funniman to chip in with unfunny comments. (Which he will do now). AND FINALLY 1 Weaverdog who makes sure a modicum of peace breaks out to hold the entire fucking thing together.

ANOTHER Grenfell fraudster: Man, 31, becomes the fifth person convicted for falsely posing as a victim as he is jailed for 18 months after claiming his father died in blaze to get £5,000 and free hotel stays. Guess what religion he is? Clue: His name is Muhammad Gamoota Why cant I hear Sadiq Khan, David Lammy, Jeremy Corbyn, Frankie fuckin Boyle and all the other bleeding hearts calling these wankers out????

Great to see that proud Irishman Roy Keane spouting shite on ITV World Cup commentary. Obviously they have made sure the facilities are perfect for him and his room is made up twice a day and a chocolate is left on his pillow each night. White AND black pudding for breakfast and plenty of cabbage and potato with a big joint of gammon for his dinner. Who does that cunt think he is? He let his country down by fucking off home in a huff and has the fucking nerve to come on my TV and talk fuckin absolute garbage. You're a fuckin disgrace Keane and you committed the ultimate sin in football by putting your own sorry arsed, spoilt bastard feelings before your team mates and your country. Hang your fucking head in shame you wanker. You make Frankie Boyle look credible. CUNT!

I don't know if I'm watching too much porn but I always make sure I am at home if we call a plumber out.

Fuckin hell looking at some of the bitchy, catty comments posted recently I can only conclude the site has been infiltrated with premenstrual 13 year old girls posing as 45 year old beer bellied wankers.

Am I the only one on here who thinks that @cheryll25uk is bound to be fit as fuck, dirty as fuck and well up for it? Show us your tits Cheryll, unless you are an 18 stone, 68 year old bald headed cunt who's real name is Cyril!!!

To all you cunts who seem to think you have some fuckin God given right to criticise the contributors to this site, either put up or fuck off. I can't be arsed with replying to each sad cunt so this is aimed at every fucking one of you out there who like to make your bleedin heart comments but post fuck all yourselves, and we all know who you are. If you don't like what you read on here, ask for your money back. Oh, you can't can you. Because the posters do it for free. Of course you are not going to like everything you read as it's a broad church full of nutcases. That's its fuckin attraction. So don't read a comment 3 times and fuckin complain about it. Who's the fuckin idiot there? There are about a dozen good men who keep this site going. 2 of them have gone to ground recently because of moaning trolling wankers and it can be no coincidence that there are usually only 3 pages live now most times where it used to be 4 or 5. Shall we all just pack up and fuck off because you didn't find something to your taste? I've got nothing personal against the targets of my content. I like Ant n Dec. I'm not a paedophile. I love Scotland. I'm no more racist than the average Joe. I just come on here for a bit of a fuckin giggle to get me through my otherwise mundane existence. So I really don't give a fuck what you miserable, "down voting" wankers think. Sticks and fuckin stones.

Just think, all those poor souls that die before 21.55 this Sunday will go to their graves never really knowing the true identity of H.

Labour backbencher Jess Phillips, 38, says she may consider running for party leadership if Jeremy Corbyn, 70, stands down. Folks, there have been some cracking gags on here but that has to be the fucking funniest thing I've heard in years.

Is Depeche Mode French for "Arse Bandits"?