Sickipedia

How many Sickipedians does it take to change a lightbulb? 842 1 to change the bulb (after all we are not fuckin spastics....for the most part). 129 to critique the technique (most of whom have never changed a fucking lightbulb in their life). 27 loyal servants to say what an amazing job you have done and how brightly the new light shines.. 42 moderators to ensure no offence was caused 35 newbies who wonder what the fuck is going on . 35 oldies who have fucked off because this site aint what it used to be. 35 cunts who said they were fucking off but didn't. A cunt called Jizz who would prefer to sit in the dark and wonder why his mummy didn't love him whilst he sends Facebook requests to single mothers. 200 trolls to keep everything in check and ensure the bulb actually works whilst giving irrelevant feedback just to piss everyone else off. 20 Tommy Robinson fans to stir up some hatred. 20 Corbyn fans to stir up some hatred. A bloke called Funniman to chip in with unfunny comments. (Which he will do now). AND FINALLY 1 Weaverdog who makes sure a modicum of peace breaks out to hold the entire fucking thing together.

I don't know if I'm watching too much porn but I always make sure I am at home if we call a plumber out.

Am I the only one on here who thinks that @cheryll25uk is bound to be fit as fuck, dirty as fuck and well up for it? Show us your tits Cheryll, unless you are an 18 stone, 68 year old bald headed cunt who's real name is Cyril!!!

Fuckin hell looking at some of the bitchy, catty comments posted recently I can only conclude the site has been infiltrated with premenstrual 13 year old girls posing as 45 year old beer bellied wankers.

Just think, all those poor souls that die before 21.55 this Sunday will go to their graves never really knowing the true identity of H.

Labour backbencher Jess Phillips, 38, says she may consider running for party leadership if Jeremy Corbyn, 70, stands down. Folks, there have been some cracking gags on here but that has to be the fucking funniest thing I've heard in years.

Is Depeche Mode French for "Arse Bandits"?

At last. A Prime Minister who will sort all this shit out and deliver Brexit. Happy for this to be removed as a non joke as long as all the similar left wing garbage goes as well.

Does anybody know where Bruce Springsteen was born?

Denis Law, the Manchester United legend, has revealed that he has been diagnosed with mixed dementia. He said it's fucking terrible, sometimes I can't remember whether I've had my breakfast or not it gets that bad. However, he added, on the plus side Oboe's jokes always seem original. (Moderator. Please note I am trolling myself and I am not offended in the slightest so please do not remove on my account, although I do appreciate your concern for all posters feelings).