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8 years ago-Religion-Christianity

"Jesus loves you" Nice if you're in church, fucking horrific if you're in a Mexican prison.

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8 years ago-Racism-Black

Usain Bolt goes to join a golf club. The secretary says "We don't allow blacks at this club. However there's a club 10 minutes down the road that take blacks. " Furious, Bolt replies "do you know who I am? I'm Usain fucking Bolt!" "Oh, sorry, " replies the Secretary. "In that case, it's 5 minutes down the road! "

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8 years ago-Racism-Muslim

If you go to Mosque, does that make you a Mosquito?

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8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic

What do we want? Longer placards When do we want them? No

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8 years ago-Other-Random

What's brown, stinks of shit and goes "woof"? Grenville tower.

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8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic

It has to be said, despite owning the largest sports chain in the country, Mike Ashley is one fat bastard!

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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women

Bloke sees his mate in the pub. "Fucking hell Dave, is that a Rolex?" "Yeh it is, " he replies. "My next door neighbours bought it me." "What, the lesbian couple?" "Yeh. I said to them, 'Girls you misunderstood. I said I WANNA WATCH!"

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8 years ago-Racism-Black

"We shall fight on the beaches" - Winston Churchill "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" - Neil Armstrong "Defeat is good" - Usain Bolt's chiropodist

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8 years ago-Racism-Black

"We shall fight on the beaches" - Winston Churchill "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind" - Neil Armstrong "Defeat is good" - Usain Bolt's chiropodist

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's kids are gonna look like fucking Duracel batteries!

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