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My daughter is having serious problems with English in her school. No other fucker speaks it.

Let's give credit where credits due. Black people are now superbly represented in virtually every TV advertising campaign. Yes, they've come a long way since those PG Tips ads.

There are sixty seven different dialects and languages spoken in Bradford. It will be sixty eight next week when an English family move there.

The odour of a thousand goat droppings and pigment of a crushed black rose. The yearnings of love for prepubescent fruit and the unrequited love of the unseen prophet who teachings allow any transgression upon the soil of those who reject the scriptures. This isn't any ordinary racism, this is Marks and Spencer racism.

As a straight white guy I enquired how I could get on TV, I was told if I killed a black person I'd be on TV all over the world.

As I waited for my wife to give birth the doctor approached me, "Well Mr Jones, I have some good news, and some not so good news which would you like first?" "Oh dear I'd better take the good news first. " I said. "OK, " said the doc, "your child could grow up to be a great Paralympian. "

Elton John has bought his pet rabbit a treadmill. It's a little fit bunny.

I saw a Paki beating a carpet on a washing line, "Whatever it's done wrong, beating it won't help, "I said, "it's not a woman you know. "

Abdul went into to a library, "Excuse me, have you got any books on racism?" He asked. "Fuck off you black cunt, " said the librarian. "Yes, that'll do for a start, " he said.

Norwich have now started selling Happy Fatherbrother Day cards due to popular demand.