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My daughter is having serious problems with English in her school. No other fucker speaks it.

As I waited for my wife to give birth the doctor approached me, "Well Mr Jones, I have some good news, and some not so good news which would you like first?" "Oh dear I'd better take the good news first. " I said. "OK, " said the doc, "your child could grow up to be a great Paralympian. "

I'm immortal. No covid, cancer aids, or any other motherfucking killing shit is gonna get me. Keith Richards bit me when I was a kid.

I can just see the headlines when Arnold Schwarzenegger Dies. 'I'll not be back. '

Wonder what disease Parky might've died from?

Have you noticed that Pakis hate heavy metal? Especially if you hit them with a lump of it.

There are sixty seven different dialects and languages spoken in Bradford. It will be sixty eight next week when an English family move there.

I have a pal who's just been knighted for his services to the medical profession in which he specialises in the treatment of boils, and he's good, he can see up to a hundred cases a day. Well done Sir Lancelot.

I saw a Paki beating a carpet on a washing line, "Whatever it's done wrong, beating it won't help, "I said, "it's not a woman you know. "

Let's give credit where credits due. Black people are now superbly represented in virtually every TV advertising campaign. Yes, they've come a long way since those PG Tips ads.