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What's the difference between a Paki and a bucket? It's more fun to kick a Paki than it is to kick the bucket.

Let's give credit where credits due. Black people are now superbly represented in virtually every TV advertising campaign. Yes, they've come a long way since those PG Tips ads.

Abdul was filling a census form in and he had to answer how many kids he had, so he unplugged the wifi, "Fuck me, " he said, "eleven sons and a fucking thing without a cock. OK, you can all fuck off again now, I'll put the router back on. "

It's lovely in this warm weather so see the Asian community playing together in the parks with the English kid.

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? And a one and a two, and a one two three four....

What's the difference between a Jew and a pork pie? A pork pie doesn't kill Palestinians and build houses on their land.

As a straight white guy I enquired how I could get on TV, I was told if I killed a black person I'd be on TV all over the world.

A tsunami that hit Scotland around 8,200 years ago could devastate entire towns if it happened today, according to new research. But there's no need to worry, Nicola Sturgeon's doing a fine job of it all by herself.

The odour of a thousand goat droppings and pigment of a crushed black rose. The yearnings of love for prepubescent fruit and the unrequited love of the unseen prophet who teachings allow any transgression upon the soil of those who reject the scriptures. This isn't any ordinary racism, this is Marks and Spencer racism.

Abdul went into to a library, "Excuse me, have you got any books on racism?" He asked. "Fuck off you black cunt, " said the librarian. "Yes, that'll do for a start, " he said.