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Serena Williams is so pissed off at losing the US Open , she’s considering retirement. If she does , I hope she goes back to acting, she was brilliant in The Green Mile.

A momentous and historic day in New York yesterday...someone ordered a salad in MacDonald's !

Scientists have discovered the cause of the ‘butterfly’ sensation people get in their stomach, when they meet someone they’re strongly attracted to . It’s due to common sense trying to get out of your body !

It's a little known fact that Adolf Hitler loved animals . I wouldn't expect anything less , after all he was a veteran Aryan .

We’ve got a new dog . He’s mostly black and brown with little white patches . We’ve named him Rochdale.

What do we want ? A cure for ADD ! When do we want it ? Ooh ! Look ! A seagull !

Old MacDonald had a really shit scrabble hand E-I-E-I-O

I wouldn't say my mate's wife is fat , but she contracted the Ebola flesh-eating virus...and it gave up !

Australia is constantly advertising for 'skilled migrants'. In fairness, how much more skilled could you be than an Indonesian who manages to navigate a tin bath three thousand miles through shark infested waters ?

If the new Royal baby is a boy, and they don’t name him Terry , then it’s official, the Palace has no sense of humour.