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6 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 17

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme." ... Credit to Dorothy Parker

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6 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 6

"If a woman sleeps with ten men she's a slut, but if a man does it he's...?" He's gay.

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6 years ago-Other-Dad Jokes-Post Rating : 0

My son keeps playing the music of Bill Conti to his fish. After three months it looks like a shark on steriods.

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6 years ago-Religion-Islam-Post Rating : 8

Female genital mutilation... Hiding the fact that moslems with small dicks cannot satisfy their women for thirteen hundred years.

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6 years ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 2

Be wary when someone offers to cook a classical recipe curry. This morning taking a dump my arse was in rhythm with the William Tell overture.

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6 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 4

Apparently 2019 is the year of the pig. And 2020 is probably the year of the tofu.

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6 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : 41

If whales are so intelligent why do they swim near Japan?

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7 years ago-Other-Sarcasm-Post Rating : -1

I saw one of those online advers for a porn site claiming their film had "unbelievable orgasms". While I respect their candor it seems counter productive when most married men already get those at home.

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7 years ago-Other-Vegan-Post Rating : 15

I recently met a level five vegan. She doesn't eat anything that casts a shadow.

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7 years ago-Other-Feminist-Post Rating : 12

Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it...lets eat our young...

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