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"What is the difference between light, and hard?" You can sleep with a light on.
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The wife had a terrible fear of spiders, and I sent her to a hypnotist to get over her arachnophobia. She only went to five of the eight sessions, and it was successful to a degree. Now she's afraid of tripods.
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Remember back to when people were saying, "If that Obama gets elected pigs will fly". And after a hundred days into his term..."swine flu".
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Snake: "Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" Feminist Snake: "Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs"
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Why don't elephants like penguins? They can't get the wrappers off.
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I propositioned a leper chick to give me a bj for money,and she gave me some right lip.
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Southern Baptists are now on the march after a lad was seen looking at a small white plastic bottle, apparently chanting: "Domine... Bacterium... Lactobacillus... Casei... Shirota" They think he's dabbling in the Yakult.
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My mother in law lost an uncle at Auschwitz during WWII. He got drunk on duty, and died after falling from his watchtower.
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I went for my first prostate examination today. The doc gave me the thumbs up.
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David Beckham's acting debut quickly went downhill after he was denied wearing a strip with number seven on the back.
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