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Two infant school pupils - one white, one black; are comparing penis sizes in the year 1 school toilets one lunchtime. Jerome takes down his Mickey Mouse underpants and notices how much bigger his penis is compared to Johnny. He subsequently asks him "why is your penis so small Johnny, it looks tiny"? "I don't know why" Johnny replies. "I thought I was normal size for an 8 year old? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you are 21 years old now, Jerome".

Some of the hatred I have seen on this site is truly sickening! How some of you lot can say such vile, despicable stuff is beyond me. I don't want to see any more jokes about our fellow white brothers and sisters! None! Especially when there are so many dirty, filthy, smelly black and paki animal bastards to target your hate and prejudice towards. So come on lads, sort it out. Let's not lose our ways. Regards, Tommy

I see a tornado ripped through a south German village last night, destroying infrastructure and throwing trash and dirt all over the streets. "I have never been so scared in all of my life" said one terrified resident. Thankfully, the police are now reporting that they have diverted the line of migrants back south into Italy.

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome aboard this Qantas airways flight from London to New York. This is your captain speaking, and my name is Mohammed. Your co-pilot today is Abdul Al Fasheeq. I now hand you over to the air stewards for a flight safety video. Please enjoy your flight".

I have just published a new book about the reality of sexism and racism in society. I made sure to include lots of pictures in the book, so women and blacks can understand it too.

What is red, pink & purple and runs down a woman's leg? A miscarriage.

"So, do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr Bond. I expect you to convert to Islam".

What is the only thing worse than cumming inside your baby daughter's mouth? Letting your dad do it, while you record.

What do you say to a black man who is dressed in a shirt and tie? "I want a double cheeseburger, fries and a large coke, nigger."

Daisy's are just like niggers... They both belong in a field and can be put into chains