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‘Better out than in’ my dad used to say. Great father, terrible heart surgeon.
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I can tell if a girl has a good sense of humour, just by feeling her breasts.
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Can’t believe my missus said she was leaving me because I was ‘too kinky’. I almost choked on my own spunk.
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What's the difference between a crap sniper and a constipated Owl ? One shoots an can't hit....
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Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane...? What the fuck were they so excited about?
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I bought my wife a pair of diamond earrings last month and she hasn't talked to me since. That was part of the deal.
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I got my Mogwai wet and fed it after midnight but nothing happened. I think my wife might be right. It is just a gerbil.
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I tried to have sex with a Great White shark once, but lost my erection.. my leg, and half my arse.
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As I felt his cock slide into my mouth and down my throat. I thought to myself, "Fuck me, does this dentist know what he's doing?"
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I persuaded my girlfriend to smuggle my coke through customs by sticking it up her arse. I didn't know I could buy another can in the departure lounge.
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