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Headline: "Dale Vince’s energy empire slumps to loss after £12m writedown on ‘vegan gas’ project" Anyone who has walked behind a vegan would have thought he was onto a sure thing. Over to the troll...

"I looked into the eyes of a man who blew himself up on the Tube. I still see him everywhere" - London 7 July 2005 bombers victim. Unintentionally apt.

Gene Hackman, wife and dog found dead. Police suspect the dog.

"Musical about trans drug boss leads Oscar nominations" Headlines like this prove that Sickipedia is now obsolete! So much for Springtime For Hitler...

The two people arrested in LA for arson will no doubt claim to be dyslexic and had thought the call had been for more firelighters.

"Seven homes have been evacuated after an apparent sinkhole opened up following heavy rain in Darwen, Blackburn, Lancashire." ♫ "I read the news today, oh boy" ♫

"Prince of Wales plays with new puppies in birthday picture" Kate's had implants?

BBC: What next after the death of Pope Francis? I suggest they wait a couple of days just in case...

King Charles III is launching a personal playlist of music that lifts his spirits and brings back important memories, including Bob Marley, Kylie Minogue and Grace Jones. Alas the playlist is not given. Suggestions please! Bob Marley - Natural Mystic (woo-woo) Kylie Minogue - Red Blooded Woman (periodically) Grace Jones - I've Done It Again

Foodies in China have been reportedly flocking to an unlikely destination - a funeral home - after a noodle dish served at its canteen went viral on social media. The noodles are great but the quality of the meat varies from day to day...