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"Seven homes have been evacuated after an apparent sinkhole opened up following heavy rain in Darwen, Blackburn, Lancashire." ♫ "I read the news today, oh boy" ♫
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"FBI demanded Andrew come clean over relationship with second millionaire sex offender" They do have a way with words, don't they?
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Dying to be home for Christmas
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"Family of stabbed girl say she was 'full of life'" "Was" being the operative word here. Another star headline performance by the Beeb.
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"King 'deeply touched' by reaction to cancer TV message, says Palace". The last time he was that deeply touched was when the proctologist examined him.
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Headline "Greens plan to punish male members who correct women" Rod walloping comes(?) to mind.
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'Axeman murdered grandmother while she was on phone, court hears' "We appear to have been cut off..."
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"Britain’s first AI police assistant rolled out" Available from terminals in Greggs and McDonalds?
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Crystal Palace midfielder facing extended ban after putting opponent in headlock (women's football - a fact left out of the headline) Can the ladies play the 'red card' as a mitigation for their behaviour?
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An Albanian man, Liridon Kastrati, 32, allegedly rammed a car into a marked police vehicle before brandishing a chainsaw at officers in Paisley. 'I failed my power tool handling course' he said, in a high pitched voice. (I felt I had to add the second sentence for the benefit of the SENDs active on the site).
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