Sickipedia

"I looked into the eyes of a man who blew himself up on the Tube. I still see him everywhere" - London 7 July 2005 bombers victim. Unintentionally apt.

"Seven homes have been evacuated after an apparent sinkhole opened up following heavy rain in Darwen, Blackburn, Lancashire." ♫ "I read the news today, oh boy" ♫

"Prince of Wales plays with new puppies in birthday picture" Kate's had implants?

'Axeman murdered grandmother while she was on phone, court hears' "We appear to have been cut off..."

"Britain’s first AI police assistant rolled out" Available from terminals in Greggs and McDonalds?

Crystal Palace midfielder facing extended ban after putting opponent in headlock (women's football - a fact left out of the headline) Can the ladies play the 'red card' as a mitigation for their behaviour?

An Albanian man, Liridon Kastrati, 32, allegedly rammed a car into a marked police vehicle before brandishing a chainsaw at officers in Paisley. 'I failed my power tool handling course' he said, in a high pitched voice. (I felt I had to add the second sentence for the benefit of the SENDs active on the site).

Someone asked why gays are always 'in your face' with their sexuality. I guess it is because they are rarely face-to-face themselves.

Our local online rag apparently employs an 'AI assisted reporter'. I guess the main part of the role is turning the computer on.

The BBC has lost the national trust - no, hang on, that self destructed a while b(l)ack.