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Now that Meat Loaf has turned vegetarian he wishes to be known as Nut Roast

As announced on the BBC https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639 Neil Shipperley sentenced for public masturbation. His lawyer explained ‘Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question’. His lawyer should be given a Sickipedia account...

'Baroness Dido Harding has been appointed to lead the programme of testing and tracing as part of the government’s ongoing response to coronavirus (COVID-19)... She was Chief Executive of TalkTalk Telecom Group plc from 2010 to May 2017 (when it was hacked). She ... is a member of the UK National Holocaust Foundation Board...'

Hoods and masks were the normal apparel for robbers. When it is a legal requirement to cover your face, will bare-faced robbery be the ultimate crime?

Someone get me a doctor, in the house of pain, drop dead legs now running with the devil. RIP Eddie van Halen

Variation on an old one, and strangely topical in more ways than one... Why do you make a noise when farting? For the benefit of those with Covid-19. It will be interesting to see if this appeases the sad troll...

Message for Chum re his girlfriend Shannon Bailey, Dogger Mind she doesn't get a nasty bite from a German. It might cause a fissure... Alas like many others I'm on his blocked list. I take it Chum has few chums!

I do hope Donald's golfing opponent beats him, just to complete his day (unless Donald claims victory before completing the round, that is).

'Masters 2020: Bryson DeChambeau toys with 48-inch driver at Augusta'. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/54893427). QuintenCrisp is frantically trying to find if travel is allowed...

'many convinced Lee Cain was behind recent lockdown leak'. Given his name and current job that seems reasonable!