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Now that Meat Loaf has turned vegetarian he wishes to be known as Nut Roast
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As announced on the BBC https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-50839639 Neil Shipperley sentenced for public masturbation. His lawyer explained ‘Everything came to a crescendo on the day in question’. His lawyer should be given a Sickipedia account...
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'Baroness Dido Harding has been appointed to lead the programme of testing and tracing as part of the government’s ongoing response to coronavirus (COVID-19)... She was Chief Executive of TalkTalk Telecom Group plc from 2010 to May 2017 (when it was hacked). She ... is a member of the UK National Holocaust Foundation Board...'
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Hoods and masks were the normal apparel for robbers. When it is a legal requirement to cover your face, will bare-faced robbery be the ultimate crime?
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Someone get me a doctor, in the house of pain, drop dead legs now running with the devil. RIP Eddie van Halen
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Variation on an old one, and strangely topical in more ways than one... Why do you make a noise when farting? For the benefit of those with Covid-19. It will be interesting to see if this appeases the sad troll...
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Message for Chum re his girlfriend Shannon Bailey, Dogger Mind she doesn't get a nasty bite from a German. It might cause a fissure... Alas like many others I'm on his blocked list. I take it Chum has few chums!
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I do hope Donald's golfing opponent beats him, just to complete his day (unless Donald claims victory before completing the round, that is).
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'Masters 2020: Bryson DeChambeau toys with 48-inch driver at Augusta'. (https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/golf/54893427). QuintenCrisp is frantically trying to find if travel is allowed...
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'many convinced Lee Cain was behind recent lockdown leak'. Given his name and current job that seems reasonable!
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