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What do you get if you cross a paki with a pitbull? Pretty much the same thing. A nasty smelly creature.

"You can get that fucking thing out of my back, " moaned my fucking cunt of an old cow of a wife. So I shot her with it.

Don't think much of that new Paul McCartney single. When I was sixty four.

My best mate told me it was love your pet week last week so I did. Would he pay the vet bills or the fine though, would he fuck.

I'm not saying my sisters a bit of a slut but every year she gets an invite to the abortion clinics Christmas party.

I think my marriage is finally over, I've taken all her moods and insults, telling me she wishes I was dead, let her burn her rage out on me, but she finally went over the edge today, the straw that broke the camels back. She said I looked like a Paki.

Storm Ali getting everyone worked up and scared, meanwhile in Manchester, "May have to put a jacket on today...…."

Abdul next door was leering at my twelve year old daughter so I offended him in the strongest way possible. I fucked his goat.

Chris Evan's has announced the nicknames of his newly born twins as Ping and Pong. I think they will soon get used to being called, 'That ginger cunts kids' though.

I asked the doctors receptionist out on a date, "I'm sorry, It's against practice rules, "she said, "anyway, I have never been asked on a date from a patient before. " "Really? " I said, "that's probably because you're a fucking stinking Paki bitch. "