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Finally some great news. One less Leeds fan in the world.

Can't wait for that new TV programme dedicated to Prince Andrew. Mum'll Fix It.

Anyone know what the fuck this prick is on about or who he is? I've no problem with putting a pick axe handle across his skull. Kiss vapemans ass you fucking fuck - John Percival SausageGrease – 2 d

To whoever wants to fuck the site up for whatever reason, why do you do it? It must consume all your time to put the work in to try and look 'superior' and flex whatever power you may think you have, I won't post while this shit goes on and I suspect others won't either. So so come on John or whatever your called, I'm calling you out, why spend your life trying to spoil things for others? What do you get out of it? Be a real man and answer instead of being safe and secure behind your VPNs and keyboard.

The keyboard player in our band committed suicide after his Hammond c70, Moog 361 and Casio with a built in valve and leslie keyboards all broke down at once. The coroner said he died of multiple organ failure.

When eating my girlfriend out I have to use a knife and fork. She has cervical cancer. With a nod to Chum.

Great to see that we are ditching the human rights act when we fuck off from Europe, and as soon as that hook handed cunt Abu Hamza and his cunting family are removed from their million pound house I'll wank over my copy of the Koran while eating a bacon butty. Your's sincerely The Rt Hon Sajid Javid MP.

Fuck me, have you ever tried to kill a flea? I'm sure they come from Krypton, indestructible little cunts. If they were people they would be able to jump skyscrapers, my wife must have a bit of flea in her because when I try to stick my cock in her shitter she can jump skyscrapers as well. Come to think of it, they should make soldiers uniforms out of whatever fleas are made out of, no cunt would ever kill them.

Even the government have been affected by the exam result fiasco. Dominic Raab has been downgraded to Dominic Rbbb.

Just to let you know I had the Russian Covid19 vaccination yesterday and I can honestly tell you there are absolutely no negative sideffski efectovski secundariosvki Кто может это прочитать Обожаю Владимира Путина!