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I've just bought a new puppy. He's black and brown with a little patch of white. I've called him Bradford

Why soes Batman only cover half his face? So everyone knows he's white!

Roysl Conundrum EIGGNR Meghan: "That's your name" Harry: "Yours too"

A mum was hanging out her washing and as she wss passing the garden shed she found her son. She asked, "what are you doing?" Johnny replied, "just taking a leak." His mum says, "a leak comes by itself, you don't have to pump for it!"

Having a faulty answerphone can send out the wrong message

After recent political events, Cliff Richard has re-released his 1979 hit, "Cartie doesn't live here anymore"

Two Irish farmers are walking down a road towards the pub, after a long days work, when they hear a motorcycle behind them. They are totally shocked to find that when the bike passes them, the biker is headless. The two men look at each other and shrug. They continue down the road because the call of the pub is getting stronger. As they go, a cyclist comes up behind them and, on passing them, he too is seen to be headless. The two old men shake their heads and continue to walk down the road. After a few minutes, Mick, who's walking along the inside, turns to his companion and says: "You know what Shamus, I be thinkin' dat maybe you should be carryin' dat dere scythe on yer other shoulder".

In deference to Ronald's age, Manchester United have invested a fortune in a new extra soft and springy surface after realising that Ronaldo will be diving on it so often

With England beating Germany 2-0, will Angela Merkel make their team quarantine for 14 days?

With England beating Germany 2-0, will Angela Merkel make their team quarantine for 14 days?