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Waiter: "Well sir what did you think of the lovely big juicy chop?" Customer: "It was meaty-ocre

The best thing about knitting squirrels is that their nuts about cuneiform You can even pay them in peanuts until they unionize and start demanding pistachios

Meanwhile at the euro's... Fuckin more chance of a niggers dad coming home!

What do you call a cholo investigating a crime scene? Sherlock homes foo.

Have you heard about the guy who wants to repeal net neutrality? What a piece Ajit.

A friend of mine used to have the job of holding cue cards for TV presenters, he was fired for dropping them. I tried talking to him about it but... ...he couldn't hold a conversation.

What does the universe's largest known star VY Canis Majoris & a Labia Majora have in common? They both lead to black holes.

I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year. But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung.

What did the arts museum acquisitions director say to the cultural benefactor and collector of early Renaissance paintings? S3ND NUD3S

How many animals can you fit into a pair of spandex? Two calves, an ass, a lot of hares, a camel toe and a fish nobody can find.