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I'm not surprised that Kamala Harris is losing votes from black men. Of course they're going to pick a fat blonde ahead of her.

I always presumed it would be Zayn Malik who'd die in a suicide involving a tall building.

A famous singer becoming as a blood splattered mess outside a hotel. One Direction really were the new Beatles

I'm disgusted that England have a Kraut manager! We didn't fight two World Wars for our Nigerians, Ghanaians and Jamaicans to be bossed around by a Hun!

I was surprised that Enzo Fernandez was convicted of driving offences in Llanelli. Then I remembered he'd have to drive that far out of London if he didn't want to be around niggers.

There's been some confusion about the identity of the woman who threw a milkshake at Farage. Shockingly, there may be more than one satsuma-sprayed, piss-bleached, baboon arse-lipped, plastic-faced slapper in Essex.

I asked Humza Yousaf why he didn't resign any sooner. "Flag of surrender, WHITE. P45 letter, WHITE"

Declan Rice would do well to keep his girlfriend. I doubt he could keep her away from Kevin Lasagna, Patrick Berger, Nacho, Koke or a packet of Sergio Busquets.

I can't believe people still say black people can't get good jobs in Europe! Malcolm X's son Frederick is now King of Denmark!

"Professional sportsman Adam Johnson killed after neck cut with ice skate" Finally, someone taking action against nonces!