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I'm tired of hearing from those eternal victims who live off the taxes of hard-working people, who won't shut up about a tragedy that happened years and years ago, and who blame the rest of the country for why they're thieving, drug-addicted, illiterate scum. But enough about Scousers, what's this Black Lives Matter stuff I'm hearing about now?

A couple of months ago I was speaking to my neighbour Leroy about the Premier League players taking the knee. "It's all well and good" he said "but to me it just looks like bandwagoning and empty virtue signalling. I'll be pleased when they actually start acting like Black Lives Matter activists" I bet he's ecstatic to hear that Harry Maguire beat up a copper

"Turkey blasts Armenia's deadly attack on Azerbaijan's Ganja as 'war crime'" I wholeheartedly agree, anyone who'd destroy my stash of weed should face war crimes charges too.

I can't believe those retards are refusing to accept the result of the vote, threatening court action and making up wild conspiracy theories to cover for their own failure. They just want to run the vote again and again until they win. God I hate those anti-Brexit remainers.

I went out on a date with an SJW girl from my politics course after I discovered we share a lot of the same views. "So you're against white people using black slang, listening to rap, eating curry, and getting dreadlocks" she said to start the conversation. "Have you always been concerned with cultural appropriation?" "Cultural what now?" I replied. "I'm just a fucking Nazi".

I'm fed up of how partisan American politics has become, and how Trump gets attacked for doing things that Democrat politicians did as well. Nobody made a fuss when JFK didn't attend his successor's inauguration.

I saw the feminists proposing a curfew on the group that makes up 50% of the population and 90% of the murders, so I decided to make some more curfew proposals to get some woke points. For some reason when I propose a curfew on the group that makes up 13% of the American population and 52% of the murders, or the group that makes up 56% of rapes in Sweden, I just get called a racist.

I saw the feminists proposing a curfew on the group that makes up 50% of the population and 90% of the murders, so I decided to make some more curfew proposals to get some woke points. For some reason when I propose a curfew on the group that makes up 13% of the American population and 52% of the murders, or the group that makes up 56% of rapes in Sweden, I just get called a racist.

A feminist slag shared a comic saying that we have to keep safe by generalising and believing that all men might be rapists, just like we have to generalise that all ticks carry Lyme disease. Taking her advice, I followed Tyrese around my shop in case the black bastard stole anything, I fired my accountant Isaac Goldberg because the fucking kike is going to rip me off, I waited for the next train instead of getting on with that fucking terrorist Mahmoud, and when I got on that train I hid my son from those two flaming poofters who were just thinking of buggering him.

Rioters in Bristol have trashed the city's police station. I wonder if their woke chief still thinks that making arrests would make the situation worse.