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mrmagic1

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mrmagic1

6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 13

The great worry for children today... ...is that they are being parented by Sickipedians like us.

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6 years ago-In The News-Sickipedia-Post Rating : -1

In order to avoid splitting the vote in the forthcoming general election, the Monster Raving Loony Party has pledged not to stand against the Brexit Party.

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5 years ago-Other-Misunderstanding-Post Rating : 7

Guest complained to hotel manager: Guest: "Do you know there's hasn't been any toilet paper in my bathroom for the past three days?" Manager: "Why did you wait three days? You've got a tongue in your head, haven't you" Guest: "Yeah, but I don't have a neck like a fucking giraffe."

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 24

Women who wear a ‘Wonderbra’ should come with a disclaimer notice: ‘Actual contents may vary from packaging.’

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6 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 17

Alex Salmond: "de-Flowerer of Scotland"?

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6 years ago-Politics-Lib/Dem-Post Rating : 13

Exit poll reveals 67% of Lib-Dem members voted for Jo Swinson because 'she is a natural vote-winner'. (Translated: 'She has great pair of boobs.')

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5 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Coronavirus-Post Rating : 16

Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to win £8m on the lottery this week? You'd be all dressed up with nowhere to go.

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5 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 3

A GB athlete broke the 5km female parkrun world record by one second at the weekend, managing to beat off a stiff challenge from the Black Cab Rapist, who was right behind her all the way.

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5 years ago-Politics-Labour-Post Rating : 11

The Remainers were right when they warned catastrophe would follow our departure from the EU. 31 January: We exited the EU. 2 February: France stuffs England.

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6 years ago-Racism-Geordies-Post Rating : 10

It's got to be fake news that 72% of 15-year-old girls in Newcastle council schemes are regularly drunk and incapable! I mean, if that were true, who looks after their kids?

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