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The great worry for children today... ...is that they are being parented by Sickipedians like us.
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In order to avoid splitting the vote in the forthcoming general election, the Monster Raving Loony Party has pledged not to stand against the Brexit Party.
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Guest complained to hotel manager: Guest: "Do you know there's hasn't been any toilet paper in my bathroom for the past three days?" Manager: "Why did you wait three days? You've got a tongue in your head, haven't you" Guest: "Yeah, but I don't have a neck like a fucking giraffe."
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Women who wear a ‘Wonderbra’ should come with a disclaimer notice: ‘Actual contents may vary from packaging.’
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Alex Salmond: "de-Flowerer of Scotland"?
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Exit poll reveals 67% of Lib-Dem members voted for Jo Swinson because 'she is a natural vote-winner'. (Translated: 'She has great pair of boobs.')
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Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to win £8m on the lottery this week? You'd be all dressed up with nowhere to go.
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A GB athlete broke the 5km female parkrun world record by one second at the weekend, managing to beat off a stiff challenge from the Black Cab Rapist, who was right behind her all the way.
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The Remainers were right when they warned catastrophe would follow our departure from the EU. 31 January: We exited the EU. 2 February: France stuffs England.
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It's got to be fake news that 72% of 15-year-old girls in Newcastle council schemes are regularly drunk and incapable! I mean, if that were true, who looks after their kids?
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