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I can't help being lazy. It walks in the family.
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Just painted a blue rectangle on the car park outside to trick people viewing Google Earth into thinking I have a swimming pool.
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The first same sex marriages took place on this day in 2014. For those of you confused about the concept: it's like normal marriage, but with regular blowjobs, anal as standard and definitely no arguments about who left the toilet seat up.
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Legalise cannabis, use the tax revenue to fix the roads. Call it Operation Pothole.
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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache then, suddenly, she's not your friend anymore.
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Police wanted to know my whereabouts between 4 and 6. I said Primary School
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"Dad, can I have some money?" asked my 13-year-old son today as he headed for the door. I said, "It depends, where are you going?" "To see a girl." he replied, "Oh yeah," I winked, handing him a tenner, "And who exactly is this girl?" "She's the cashier in the shop where I buy my fags." he replied.
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I was in a taxi earlier and the driver who was whistling and clearly in a good mood turns to me and says 'I love my job, I'm my own boss, choose my own hours and nobody gets to tell me what to do'. I said 'left here mate'
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As a measure to prevent spam and reposts, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit.
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As a measure to prevent spam, we are limiting the number of jokes a user can submit
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Promoting false information
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