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I am a bit of a cunt. www.radioxnz.com
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I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.
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I think its funny how black people name their kids after things they don’t have. Diamond... Mercedes... Hope...
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It's so cold, I had to stick my finger up my arse just to poke my willy out!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Momentum
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What's the fastest thing in a bakery? Scoooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnes (it's how you tell it)
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The best part of being a pathological liar is having an 11-inch cock.
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I was watching a film last night when I paused it so I could go to the toilet for a shit. Lost my job as a projectionist at Hoyts.
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I bought a new thesaurus today. It's nothing to write house about.
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I found my first grey pubic hair today. That's the last time I eat nana's trifle.
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