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What does a photographer do when he gets a blister on his shutter button finger? Bathe it daily. (Thats one for the teenagers.)
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Gregg Wallace suspended by the BBC for telling jokes. What an idiot, Anyone who has seen their comedies in the last 20 years would know the BBC is no place for jokes.
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My mate went to a Trump rally and all I got was this bloody T shirt
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Beware of them grizzly's
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My wife called me a sex machine yesterday. Actually she called me 'A fucking tool', but i know what she meant
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The only thing worse than having to watch that Pot Noodle advert is..... having to eat a Pot Noodle.
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I've just changed my phone for a Google Pixel 8. The sound quality is great, but the display is really blocky.
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Was given tickets to a comedy gig. When I arrived, someone was on stage shaking and dribbling into the microphone. I remember thinking Oh fuck! this is going to be a Rosie Jones gig, but it turned out it was just Gazza come to support his blind mate.
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