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The Sun: Disgraced ex-referee David Coote on c*** Honestly not sure if they censored the word coke, or the word cock.

"I was blocked", says Diane Abbott on the Labour party. Probably just constipation - can somebody throw her a banana or two?

BBC News: Hamas leader - 3 sons killed in strike Blimey, ASLEF aren't fucking about, are they?

Pope - Peace is not made with arms He's right, you know - you only need two fingers.

BBC Sport: The football pitch that doubles as an execution ground Finally, some entertainment at Old Trafford.

We have learned a few things about Russia in recent years, haven't we. 2021 - allegedly the second best armed forces in the world 2022 - evidently, the second best armed forces in Ukraine 2023 - evidently, the second best armed forces in Russia and in 2024, it would appear they have the second best armed forces in Moscow!

BBC News: Police to reconsider strip searches of children About time - I hope they consider a pay per view service.

BBC News: Vaughan Gething to become first black leader of European country "Wag wan g, dis my ends now you get me, allow it fam", he said in his acceptance speech.

Man faces 100 years in jail after forcing dog to perform sex act on him using cheese Well that's Wallace and Gromit ruined.

Habsro is to launch a new toy franchise just for African children. The toys will be branded My Little Kony.