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sat navs voiced by singers.DO NOT USE the following..... Elvis ( youll end up in the Getto) Bonnie Tyler ( lost in France) Chris Rea ( on the road to nowhere) Harry Styles , Zayn Malik and mates ( will send you in just One Direction ) Gene Pitney ( no matter where he sends you , it will still be 24 hours from Tulsa ) feel free to add your own !!

What do we want ? A bottle of Martini When do we want it ? Anytime, any place anywhere

I and a few other people were approached by a 70s pop group who wanted to find a high street video shop. None of us knew its location. Come on , " Does anyone know the way, there's gotta be a way , to ........... !!!

Hyacinth Richard Sheridan That is my bucket ( sorry BOUQUET list )

I recently downloaded a classic film called Gorillas jn the Mist. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be a compilation of 2021 tv adverts

What do we want ? A box of chocolates When do we want it? After eight

Which of the U.K.s marathon races is the most difficult to win? The Welsh one, as people find it hard to keep up with the JONES'

After she died,Cilla Black arrived at the Pearly Gates. St Peter go his register out and asked " Name ?" " Cilla Black" she replied " Occupation ?" " Singer and t.v. game presenter" St Peter looked up and said " I was a huge fan of yours. Forget the formalities, just STEP INSIDE LUV " !!!

Have you noticed? Drivers of hearses never overtake. In fact they do quite the opposite !!!!

An elderly couple were sat in the arrivals area at New York JFK airport. An eskimo woman walked past. " I wonder what state she's from" said the wife. " I think I'll ask her" said her husband.