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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

"Ground control? This is Major Tom. Just seen a football pass my capsule. KANE you confirm it. Seems it came for the Qatar area.

The singer, Bono, was called up for jury service. He was in a room with others. The clerk entered and pointed at peoplr. " Right , I want You,you,you,you- you ,you,you,you- you,you,you and pointing at Bono......YOU TOO

JUST STOP OYL !!!!! ( from going off with Bluto ) said Popeye

What were the Queen's last words ? " How much??" when told about megan's latest deal with netflix

Noah had completed his ark and told his son to send the animals on 2 by 2. Horses, cats,rabbits, moles, crocodiles. Then he looked up and saw 2 men wearing make up and pink and yellow shoulder bags. They were also holding hands. " Who are you?? " said Noah. " I'm Sebastian and this my husband Justin " replied one of the men. Noah shouted to his son " I told you I wanted 2 GEESE !!!!!!

Arnold Schwarzenneger, The von Trapp family, Conchita Wurst- your boys took a Bale of a beating

Great to see Jeremy Kyle back in work as the new Leeds United manager

I and a few other people were approached by a 70s pop group who wanted to find a high street video shop. None of us knew its location. Come on , " Does anyone know the way, there's gotta be a way , to ........... !!!

I want to be Jesse Marsch's interpreter. " Our kit is coloUred white. Hard laboUr will get us results. The team will play with honesty and honoUr.