Went down Wong Tings for my tea earlier, and ordered: chicken chow mein, spare wib and porn cwacker.
After paying, the spotty eyed fuck gave me a plastic bag with all of my order just tipped into it.
I said: “Oi, Mr Miyagi, what the fuck is this about?”
He replied: “Oh Sowwy, we no allow to put Chinese into containers anymore.
INFORMATION: I’ve just let off the eggiest steamer ever. Chum and afghancoward are wanking to the smell. Cheryl25yk is strumming her cunt while lighting her farts.
Life’s good.
INFORMATION: Chum’s a batty boy. I know it because when I let him sniff my farts, he tried to lick my ring piece. Luckily afghancoward wanked him off and farted on his face to calm him down. I also fucking love Barry Manilow.
INFORMATION: I know there’s a lot today guys but it’s been an eventful night. The server will be down for a few hours asChum lit one of his farts and has burnt the entire server room down., the silly spaz. Farts.
Just found out cows constantly fart. Fuck me. An endless supply. Chum farts a lot, but when he ends up shitting his y fronts all of the pooey mess goes on the carpet. Farts farts farts FARTS!
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