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Blackadder Lives Matter

It's almost 20 years since 9/11. In two and a half weeks time, everybody across the US will be commemorating the lives of those poor terrorists who died in the tragedy.

In commemoration to the 9/11, Donald Trump along with Joe Biden has arranged for two Trump aircraft's to take off and then crash back into his tower's.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and The Twin Towers? Trump still has his twin towers standing.

Four burnt out England football jerseys now available for auction on ebay.

What's the most common unanswered questions left blank on the birth certificates of black children? "Father's Name" and "Occupational Rank of Profession" .

Michael Jackson used to call his cock "Willy Wonka" because the kids would love the taste of chocolate skidmarks fresh from another child's arse.

I was in my mate's flat having a coffee, and eating some chocolate and petting, kissing and hugging his lovely big rottweiler labrador female dog when I noticed a large black and white poster depicting New York city on the wall above his bed. I told him, you should get a new, more up to date poster of this mate. He then asked "Why? Do you not like it?". I said no it's not that at all. Because the twin towers are gone.

What do vampires drink to get drunk? Bloodweiser

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