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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Beastiality-Post Rating : 0

I was caught by the RSPCA fucking a Great Dane today "How low can you get you filthy bestial scum?" He asked " A Jack Russel Terrier if she's in season " I said

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8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 0

I shared a link. Now my chain's busted and I can't padlock my fucking bike.

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8 years ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 0

I forced 10 one pound coins down Felix's throat It was difficult but its nice to know I have something in the kitty

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8 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 1

In Ireland today, a Cork man was found floating in the sea

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8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 0

TIP OF THE DAY: Instead of saying "WHOOPS" when you trip up.. say "whoops" in lower case.. it’s much quicker and removing the inverted commas saves even more time.....

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 0

Every now and then the sea gulls go mad over us and we found out it's a neighbour feeding them . Well when I say feeding them turns out she's been in the back garden a while and she got a letter box full of post ?

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8 years ago-Celebrities-Prince Philip-Post Rating : 0

Some have questioned why the latest Aircraft carrier is named queen Elizabeth , its because it's ludicrously expensive & it will do fuck all

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8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 0

I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died.. which was lucky, because he trod on a fucking landmine

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8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 0

I'll never forget what my Grandfather said just before he popped his clogs. "I wonder what'll happen if I stick a pin in my inflatable Dutch footwear?"

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8 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 0

While I was out earlier, someone stole all my solar panels. It's daylight robbery.

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