Sickipedia

Within this woke world in which we live, I always wondered what happened to the MR MEN. Here are my guesses: MR TICKLE - Wanted for historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s. MR GREEDY - Told to embrace body positivity before dying of a heart attack. MR SNEEZE - Doing time for breaking Covid rules. MR TOPSY-TURVY - Undiagnosed, believed to be somewhere on the spectrum. MR CLEVER - Accused of mansplaining. MR STRONG - Steroid abuse. MR. CLUMSY - Parkinson's Disease. MR HAPPY - Accused of toxic positivity. Feel free to add more.

Back in the day i didn't know 'Oral B' was a toothbrush. I thought she was the sluttier member of the Spice girls.

What do you call a female 'Ninja'? A Minja

Which member of the 'Undertones' was the meanest? Frugal Sharkey

Before i started watching Porn hub i thought 'Pegging' was 'Putting your washing out'

Bring back Boris!

Rugby 1823. Schoolboy: Sir Sir that tosser Webb-Ellis has picked up the ball again.What are we gonna do? Headmaster: Not again! Ok lads gather round lets have a think about this. Schoolboy: Well why don't we just put our heads up our arses?

'ROAD WORKS AHEAD' No it bloody well dosen't you lying council b*stards!

White men can't jump. Ticket barriers that is.

I'm currently learning how to speak 'Apache' It's easy if you know 'HOW'