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miket69

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2 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 22

Within this woke world in which we live, I always wondered what happened to the MR MEN. Here are my guesses: MR TICKLE - Wanted for historical sex offences dating back to the 1970s. MR GREEDY - Told to embrace body positivity before dying of a heart attack. MR SNEEZE - Doing time for breaking Covid rules. MR TOPSY-TURVY - Undiagnosed, believed to be somewhere on the spectrum. MR CLEVER - Accused of mansplaining. MR STRONG - Steroid abuse. MR. CLUMSY - Parkinson's Disease. MR HAPPY - Accused of toxic positivity. Feel free to add more.

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4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Blow Job-Post Rating : -1

Back in the day i didn't know 'Oral B' was a toothbrush. I thought she was the sluttier member of the Spice girls.

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6 years ago-Other-Gender-Post Rating : 10

What do you call a female 'Ninja'? A Minja

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 17

Which member of the 'Undertones' was the meanest? Frugal Sharkey

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10 months ago-Sex and Shit-Porn-Post Rating : 6

Before i started watching Porn hub i thought 'Pegging' was 'Putting your washing out'

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3 years ago-Politics-Conservative-Post Rating : 12

Bring back Boris!

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6 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 9

Rugby 1823. Schoolboy: Sir Sir that tosser Webb-Ellis has picked up the ball again.What are we gonna do? Headmaster: Not again! Ok lads gather round lets have a think about this. Schoolboy: Well why don't we just put our heads up our arses?

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7 years ago-Other-One Liner-Post Rating : 1

'ROAD WORKS AHEAD' No it bloody well dosen't you lying council b*stards!

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6 months ago-Racism-White-Post Rating : 8

White men can't jump. Ticket barriers that is.

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9 months ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 10

I'm currently learning how to speak 'Apache' It's easy if you know 'HOW'

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