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Sickipedia has stolen so many jokes it has turned black.

I was chatting this liberal chick in a bar who told me that I should be more open to Muslim culture. So I raped her.

Looking into Sadiq Khans past; I think people should be concerned with this.. 1. A letter to the Guardian in the wake of the 7/7 terrorist bombings on London, blaming terrorism on British Government policy; 2. His legal defence of Zacarias Moussaoui, a 9/11 terrorist who confessed to being a member of Al Qaeda; 3. His chapter in a book, entitled ‘Actions Against the Police’ which advises on how to bring charges against the police for “racism”. This is the same police force that Mr. Khan as London mayor would exercise authority over; 4. His defence of Islamist extremist Azzam Tamimi. When Dr. Tamimi told a crowd that the publication of cartoons of the Prophet Muhammed would “cause the world to tremble” and predicted “Fire… throughout the world if they don’t stop”, Mr. Khan, who shared a platform with him, dismissed the threats as “flowery language”; 5. His platform-sharing with Suliman Gani, a south London imam who has urged female subservience to men, and called for the founding of an Islamic state. We have a terrorist sympathiser as the mayor of London. Obviously to maintain balance we need to have Hitler in charge of immigration. :p

After the attack today in London it's important not to blame Muslim people. Blame the fat German bitch who let them into Europe.

me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier sperm bank employee: what glass of milk me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk sperm bank employee: oh my god me: what sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk

So my mate holds a music festival & as a promotion he gives everyone free shots. Apparently they made a killing.

Having children is a lot like posting jokes on sickipedia, some get buried, some get stolen, but its worth it for the ones that end up on top.

So apparently your ignorant for not respecting a religion that worships a magic rock in Saudi Arabia 5 times a day.

After the collapse of Monarch I feel really bad for the people most affected. Those that may have to go work for Ryanair.

Before you condemn the NZ shooter, just think of all the sheep and goats that have been saved from a terrible fate.