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My neighbours listen to good music Whether they like it or not
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There's a new special at my local Tesco He's working on the trolleys
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I was walking through town today when someone asked me "Any accidents or injuries Sir? "Yes" I said, "I've got a crack on my arse"
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After doing her calculations Diane Abbott has confirmed Germany can still win the World Cup
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Tried to have a spliff with a black man today, asked him if he had any papers the fucker ran off
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"And the winner of suicide bomber of the year goes to Abdul" "Unfortunately Abdul is not here tonight to collect his award"
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A bloke walks into his house carrying a sheep and says out loud "this is the pig I screw when you're not available" His wife replies "that’s not a pig its a sheep" He says "I was talking to the sheep"
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Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your whole week
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Manchester United have failed to beat a road map
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