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A lady runs into the police station, clothes ripped, tit hanging out, face busted up a bit. she screams to the policeman, 'Grape, Grape!!!' The policeman says, ' love, do you not mean Rape? '' She says, no Grape, there was a bunch of them!
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First Date: Her: Lets exchange numbers. Me: Wont that confuse people who are trying to call us?
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Jesus, it's 12 weeks until Pancake day and the shops are already selling eggs and flour. Getting earlier every year!
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Q- Why do shower heads have 11 holes? A- Because Jews only have 10 fingers.
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[ First day as a news anchor ] Me : {trying not to laugh reading report about a man getting kicked by a horse} he's said to be in a stable condition.
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whoever came up with the name Spelunking should be allowed to name more things!
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Boss: Sarcasm doesnt get you anywhere! Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships finals in Peru in 1998! Boss: Really?!! Me: NO !!!
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The guy who named it Spelunking should get to name more things.
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Good carpenter required to repair an old cabinet. Send your C.V. to 10 Downing Street.
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Scientists have recently discovered a fossilized dinosaur fart. They say it's a blast from the past.
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