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Just been watching gone to pot on itv, the new film being lined up is sister misuse of the drugs act 1!
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Haven't seen daz1212 for a couple of days, he's gone as quiet as madeleine mccann
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I did some shopping in Tesco earlier and the checkout girl asked "Do you have a Clubcard, sir?" "In fact I believe I do" I replied, handing her the six of clubs.
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North Korea have launched another missile, I don't think Kim Jong-Un is the problem. I'm worried about his military advisors Kil Yan Kee, Noo Kem, Chu Tem and Wi Kan Win. I'm not sure they're the right guys for the job!
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I can't believe my flat mate accused me of opening his mail. Cheeky cunt. Just for that, I'm not going to tell him he's got a job interview next Tuesday.
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I tried to get on a bus today. The driver said, "Sorry I am ram jam full." I said that I don't give a fuck what your name is let me on the fucking bus.
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I think it's great the government have made it harder to claim disability benefits, thus forcing many disabled people to look for work. The new spaz we have hired at the office is a really handy stamp licker.
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My girlfriend has just turned veggie, she got hit by a bus
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On the label it says "please drink responsibly". Well I've got my seat belt on....
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