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LAPD is forming a special task force to investigate all the sex allegations in Hollywood. I hear they're calling it Operation Jewtree.

My sister is a slag and had a gang bang 9 months ago, tomorrow she gives birth. I swear, I'll be a monkey's uncle if it's Jamal's.

Whats black, has eight legs, and makes women scream? The subhuman centipede.

Why do they call it 'Black Ice'? Because it comes out of nowhere and steals your grip.

I could never cheat on my wife. Not because I have good morals but because I am an ugly cunt.

My nan always used to say when you have stuffy nose to suck on a fisherman's friend. Well let me tell you, I've been sucking off this Newfoundland for the past half hour and all its done is get me covered in slobber

I like my women like I like my wine: Red, full bodied, and locked in my cellar.

My daughter introduced me to her half black half chinese boyfriend today, Wong So Lon

It was a real tragedy what happened in Bradford yesterday morning, when four paki lads plowed their drug car into a tree. I'd like us all to come together and take a moment to mourn the tragic loss of the tree.

It's summer time so all the young lasses are about with their developing tits out and tight arses on display. If I didn't like bacon, beer, and personal hygiene so much I'd be almost tempted to join the death cult.