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Notice: Wasp has posted a joke that isn’t about his fat wife but about Kamala Harris saying that the US Judge Brett Kavanaugh shouldn't get his position because of his ""white-male privilege." I went to upvote but I’m one of many who wasp has blocked. If you have too been blocked by wasp but want to show that you too upvote good (or at least non rubbish jokes) feel free to upvote his joke by proxy and upvote here.

Morning ritual…. Go to bathroom, sit on bog with iPad and sign into Sickipedia, look at jokes and memes. Upvote a few good ones and downvote wasp. When viewed them all, log out.

It is said asylum seekers such as Liverpool bomber change to Christian religion in order to say they would be at risk if sent back to home country and these people can change to become Christian in just five weeks after completing a basic course. What they don’t say is how easy that course is.I became Christian when I was baptised and I was only six weeks old (I can’t even remember doing any course) and like most asylum seekers I couldn’t speak a word of English then either.

A notice has today gone up in Parliament noting that the Conservative Pantomime of Snow White and Severn Dwarfs has been cancelled this Christmas. Whilst there have been many candidates from MPs for the dwarfs (Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sleazy, Sleazy, Sleazy and Sleazy) they can’t find anybody who could pretend to be Snow White.

When my wife next berates me for being a lazy good for nothing I will remind her of Andrew Devine, Hillsborough's 97th victim, who took 32 years just to fucking die. One job and took 32 years to do it. Sir, I salute you, a true Liverpudlian.

Two years ago people stayed at home due to Covid and there was a tissue and toilet roll shortage. Now due to lack of petrol and diesel people are staying at home and I’m stocking up on tissues and toilet rolls before the shortage starts. Why would there be a shortage you ask? Bloody obvious when you think about it. What are all us guys doing when not at work? PORNHUB!

On Saturday, ITV reported an example of the Taliban's brutal rule: telling the story of a man who was raped and beaten because he was gay. . . That’s the adult version of giving a kid sweets then forcing him to eat Brussels sprouts.

Did you guys read in the news that 29 men have been charged with abuse and rape of a girl over a seven year period when girl was aged between 13 and 20. Every single person charged was of foreign decent. Names ran from Ajmal and Amir to Ziarab and Zulfiqar with lots of Muhammad’s in between. How flippin racist. Not one of these guys in their circle of friends had a John Smith or Steve Jones. Come on guys next time share and share alike.

20,000 seats are now being sold for the Conor McGregor fight scheduled for 10th July. Conor McGregor is said to be training without a mouth-guard but instead spars with a dummy. He spat it out two days ago when he said f**k me, I’m nah na na na nah not fighting f***ing him and fight was cancelled. Bookies are really looking forward to the contest and current odds are 2/1 that McGregor will spit his dummy out again and retire for a fourth time (he has retired three tomes in last four years so four in four would sound a good bet). Odds are 3/1 that McGregor will again tell world on social media that he will not fight Poirier but fight someone else instead. Bookies are giving odds of 4/1 on fight being cancelled as it is believed with so many changes of mind a sex test being carried out will show that Conor is actually a female and PMT is responsible for his mood swings.

Snow White and the six dwarfs were all seen crying today as sneezy has died. Doc said he died after a short illness.