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20,000 seats are now being sold for the Conor McGregor fight scheduled for 10th July. Conor McGregor is said to be training without a mouth-guard but instead spars with a dummy. He spat it out two days ago when he said f**k me, I’m nah na na na nah not fighting f***ing him and fight was cancelled. Bookies are really looking forward to the contest and current odds are 2/1 that McGregor will spit his dummy out again and retire for a fourth time (he has retired three tomes in last four years so four in four would sound a good bet). Odds are 3/1 that McGregor will again tell world on social media that he will not fight Poirier but fight someone else instead. Bookies are giving odds of 4/1 on fight being cancelled as it is believed with so many changes of mind a sex test being carried out will show that Conor is actually a female and PMT is responsible for his mood swings.
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